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The Words "Micro" and "Soft" Do Not Apply to my Penis

Microsoft has been obsessed with terrible dance routines as of late. The Usher show at E3 was bad but this is on another level.

What the hell has been going on with marketing lately? It's as if Microsoft (and other nerdy companies) has decided that they need to take the nerdy edge off, and dance is just the thing to do it. Here's one good thing I can say about Apple: They would never let something like this fly. 

The highlight of the video is a section where the rapper says, "The words micro and soft do not apply to my PENIS!". The screen says "Penis (or vagina)"... Gotta stay inclusive... Though a large, hard vagina sounds terrible. Micro and soft would be much better words to associate with it. Anyway, this is going to get out of hand. Read about how MS is dealing with this in this GeekWire article

We are going to have to have an award for "worst marketing" if things keep going this direction. I need more than two hands... a double facepalm doesn't feel adequate. 

posted 1 year 10 months ago

I have two hands let me help you with a quadruple facepalm Logan.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 I know numerous people who've complained about this. Show the damn game, don't blast sh*tty music that nobody wants to hear. After all, it's a convention about technology, art, intelligence, and innovation, things video games do that hip hop and rap can never pull off.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

It scares me that the video has more likes than it does dislikes.

I can lend my two hands to make it a six-palmed facepalm, has that been done before?

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Count eight hands.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Better make it ten...

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Are we allowed to swear on here? Anyways... What the Fuck is this Shit? 

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE:

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 This is why people think apple are cool! mircosoft stop it please, you have a image problem

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 I think more Apple fanactics would like this better than the rest of the crowd. So I think they are trying to pull in the Apple people but they are doing more harm by scaring off the Tech people and most everyone else.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Apple would never do marketing like this...

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Greatest article title of all time.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 epic fail lol, the ppl in marketing really need to stop with the dumb ass shit, its like they do any random idea they shit out then pick it up with the utmost importance and say "yeah we are guna do this man" lol with out any real thinking or planing. i vote they all be caned and me and logon be hired for marketing as well as any one with real good ideas yo.

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 p.s. fuck apple they are dumb ass's to (wedge shap)

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Sounds like Scooter hmm

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Am I the only one who had to cover their face, pause, and take breaks to finish this? This is horrible! "I'm a software developer, and I'm developing "4" the rest of MY LIFE" holy shit...

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 Sweet bro...I haven't heard the chipmunks sing a song since I was 4.  Alvin always was a high pitched twat.  WTMF is this?!

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 ..wut?

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 a few things.....

this is fucking hallarious! made my day.

microsoft, this is sad...

um, this sounds like scooter... not only did microsoft fail hard, they paid someone big bucks to help them fail!

posted 1 year 10 months ago

 lol indeed